Mary Poppins soars through the sky on the west wind suspended from her umbrella. I think we may have been saving it for her in our mudroom closet.
To be sure this one does not have a talking parrot head. (Take note Jimmy Buffett.)
What it does have is a large hole right at its peak, ultimately useless as a rainstopper and for catching a hike on the west wind.
So I threw it out and the weekly collectors put it on their truck and hauled it away. (No, I’m not recovering an umbrella except maybe if it’s a Brigg.)
What useless piece of equipment have you been saving?