I don’t usually take online questionnaires but The Proust Questionnaire was intriguing. First, you don’t have to give them your name, email, etc.

Basically you’re playing 20 questions then the computer matches the result to 101 famous people to see whom you’re most like.

Jane Goodall and Karl Rove
Turns out I’m like a quirky bunch. My number one match is Jane Goodall who studies chimpanzees in the Congo. Her Wikipedia bio says: Dame Jane Morris Goodall, DBE is a British primatologist, ethologist, anthropologist, and UN Messenger of Peace. It seems to me the only thing we have in common is that we’re both dames.
Karl Rove, Republican political consultant and policy advisor, and I seemingly have nothing in common on the surface. But oddly when I read his bio I realized that our personal lives had many similarities. How weird is that?

Katie Couric and Annette Benning
The next two people I have similarities to are Katie Couric and Annette Benning. Now we’re getting somewhere. Notice in their caricatures they’re both wearing black evening dresses and look like they’re ready to have some fun. That could be me.

Conan O’Brien and Eleanor Lambert.
The final 2 personalities are very interesting to me. Conan O’Brien is basically a writer and comedian. Well I write and I’m kind of funny. Actually, when I was young my friends used to introduce me to people as the funniest person you’ll ever meet. Now that’s difficult to live up to especially when my brand of humor is witty one-liners pitched out according to the current circumstances. I don’t tell jokes. Oh, yeah, and when my hair was its natural color I had a few red highlights.
Finally, I’m 10% similar to Eleanor Lambert who ”was a central figure in the American fashion public relations industry.” I don’t even really know what that means. When I did a little research on Ms. Lambert I realized she had pizzazz. I want to be known for pizzazz (or élan or cultured enthusiasm). I’d like to have more than 10% pizzazz, however, so I’ll get working on it.
Proust Questionnaire
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WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?
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WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT STATE OF MIND?
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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE OCCUPATION?(WAY OF SPENDING TIME)
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WHAT HISTORICAL FIGURE DO YOU MOST IDENTIFY WITH?
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WHICH LIVING PERSON DO YOU MOST ADMIRE?
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WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FICTIONAL HERO?
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WHO ARE YOUR REAL-LIFE HEROES?
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WHAT IS YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION?
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WHEN AND WHERE WERE YOU HAPPIEST?
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WHAT IS YOUR MOST OBVIOUS CHARACTERISTIC?
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WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU MOST DEPLORE (HATE) IN YOURSELF?
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WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU MOST DEPLORE IN OTHERS?
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WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST EXTRAVAGANCE?
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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE JOURNEY?
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WHAT DO YOU MOST DISLIKE ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE?
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WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER THE MOST OVER-RATED VIRTUE?
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ON WHAT OCCASION DO YOU LIE?
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WHICH WORDS OR PHRASES DO YOU MOST OVER-USE?
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IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
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WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER YOUR GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT?
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WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE?
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WHAT IS THE QUALITY YOU MOST ADMIRE IN A MAN?
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WHAT IS THE QUALITY YOU MOST ADMIRE IN A WOMAN?
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WHAT IS IT YOU MOST DISLIKE?
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WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN YOUR FRIENDS?
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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE?
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IF YOU WERE TO DIE AND COME BACK AS A PERSON OR AN ANIMAL, WHAT DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE?
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IF YOU COULD CHOOSE AN OBJECT TO COME BACK AS, WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
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WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO (WORDS YOU LIVE BY OR THAT MEAN A LOT TO YOU)?
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WHO HAS BEEN THE GREATEST INFLUENCE ON YOU?
This might be a fun game for our next party.
Whom are you most like?